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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Andy Rooney Moment

You ever have one of thoose dayz?
You wake up on time, eat your breakfast have a coffee, shower and shave ready for your first appointment.





Ever had one thooose dayz when everything seems to be place, you drive to your appointment and arrive early and no one is in the waiting room except you.

Ever had one thooose dayz when your Doctor can't figure out why you are there and why you need a physical when you see him every other week. He then ticks all the appropriate boxes for the report even the one where you lie a little bit.

Ever had one thooose dayz when he gives you your prescriptions and then comments on your pending surgery. "This should give you some peace of mind having the defibulator put in, won't improve your condition but it is good for safety." You stand there a moment and discover that you have turned into one those big eyed kids in the black velvet paintings. Staring up you sputter, "But I thought if it resynchronized my ventricles it would improve my condition." He tilts his head and says "It Might."

Ever had one thooose dayz when you drive forty minutes to pick up your prescriptions only to find they won't be ready until 3pm and it's only 10:30 in the morning?

Ever had one thooose dayz when you turn into Andy Rooney and ramble on about stuff that isn't under your control? Ever had one thooose dayz when you just have to laugh and say whatever, I guess I'll just have to deal with it?

I do and this is one of thooose dayz.

See the full Andy Rooney Moment@ http://mountaindouche.blogspot.com/

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