Barometers of Health

Just a little warning for those faint of heart or overly sensitive to the word Penis. Turn away now and read no further.

Please turn away, this may be too funny and the word Penis may be used a number of times.

Well at least I think it will be funny and probably filled with more information than you will ever need or ever wanted to know. The information you are about receive is based on years of observation and paticularly the past couple of years. It has been forced to the surface by the new and quite amusing Viagra commercials on TV. You know the ones where the sincere men talk about how Antiquing, Decorating, and Strolling almost ruined their lives.

Here's a little known fact I discovered. Much like the nose of a dog the male penis can be used as a Barometer of a Man's Health. When a dog's nose is damp and shiny the dog is in good health. When a dog's nose is dry and cracked something is lacking in the health department or it's day to day life. In man's case if a penis is blessed with good colouration and a firm demeanour the man is in good health. When a penis becomes pale and noodle like there is something wrong with with his health or there is something lacking in day to day life.

One might ask what can you do to help this pale noodle condition? It is quite simple really, one must evaluate one's life style and general health. Check your blood pressure if it is too low this may be a cause for concern. See your doctor. Perhaps a change of diet, more rest and drinking plenty of fluids may help. Cut back on alcohol, smoking and fatty foods there is nothing worse than a drunken, smokey fat penis.

Well that is all I have to say about man's little and sometimes not so little barometer. I didn't have much to do this morning, I was just noodling around the house and thought I would post something and share some knowledge.

"Without Deviation from the Norm, Progress is Not Possible." Frank Zappa