My Top 10 things that will tell you.
1. You start talking about things in past tense. Example :"I used to love this hot weather."or"I used enjoy a cigar and a glass of port following a meal of roast lamb."
2. You have difficulty just reaching your ass, let alone wiping it.
3. When you cough, you hold a pillow and your eyes bug out.
4.You just start crying.
5. Your care giver loves you but you are a pain in the ass. You're acting at least 30 years older.
6. You blurt shit out rudely because something just stabbed you in the side.
7. You get excited about a BM.
8. Your'e happy in bed making notes on nothing.
9. You look forward to spending time with family and friends.
10. You just can't wait for tomorrow.
Sometimes I get excited when I have a BM too, Dad. It's the little things :)
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